Why isn't Rob Pattinson naked?

Rob Pattinson does absolutely nothing for me, but I know how millions of women, like Lisamarie, drool all over this guy. This is why I don't get this photo spread for Details magazine (March edition): Rob Pattinson is fully dressed while female models pose with him in various states of nakedness. Boohoo. At least it looks like Rob took a shower before the shoot and that's a good thing.

 

 

The rest of the (beautiful) pictures contain full nudity (not Rob, you pervs!), with real nipples and stuff and I would not want you to faint. If you want to see the rest, pick up the next Details edition!

-Christelle-