Is It an English Lesson? Aerobic Exercise Instruction? Or a Video on How to Handle Your Drunk, Cheating, Trophy Husband? All of the Above!

[This is Part 3 in a series. Click here to watch Part 1: "Is It an English Lesson? Aerobic Exercise Instruction? Or a Video on Dealing With Evil American Robbers Who Attack You in the Park? All of the Above!"] [Click here to watch Part 2: "Is It an English Lesson? Aerobic Exercise Instruction? Or a Video on How to Properly Convey Your Diarrhea Problem? All of the Above!"]

Just because I'm in the San Francisco Bay Area for the day doesn't mean I'm not thinking about you. The reason I'm thinking about you, of course, is because I'm thinking about Zuiikin' English, the Japanese TV show in which you learn English by way of aerobics, for use during your inevitable encounters with American robbers and during your bouts of diarrhea.

This week, Japanese women who eventually marry men who turn out to be drunken cheats learn how to deal with the consequences of their actions. (The original video has a skit that precedes the song, but, alas, it is no longer available. Since there's only the song here, you'll have to imagine the drama that acted as an introduction.) Watch: