Mike Meyers' Self Confirmation

(The following is to be said in the mirror by Mike Meyers everyday before he sets off to work)


I'm Mike Meyers

I'm okay

People like me just the way I am

So I Married An Axe Murderer is a good comedy

The movie 54 showed range

I don't need to wear bad teeth and frilly shirts

I don't need to wear fat suits

I don't need to dress like a cat

I don't need to wear a funny mustache

I don't need to work alongside a midget

I'm okay

People like me just the way I am

So I Married An Axe Murderer is a good comedy

The movie 54 showed range

I'm Mike Meyers

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