WOMAN THOU ART GOD!

Nothing in today's post is remotely safe for work. In fact, everything here is unsafe. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Since the Guru Rasa Von Werder's YouTube I posted last week got so much attention, I thought I'd do a linky-dink post about her.

Her humble beginnings? "I strip for God" Kellie Everts. Thanks to Philbilly for that info.

Scroll through this page to enjoy a photo of Ms. Evert's "curly gates."

Of course, that's all behind her. Today, Ms. Everts is the Guru Rasa Von Werder.

And no Rasa Von Werder link list would be complete without mention of her idol David Icke. "Icke" is pronounced with a long "i" as in "like." Not "ick" as in "dick."

People, you can't make this stuff up.

And now for one last video. WOMAN THOU ART GOD!